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2001-12-09 - 9:58 a.m.
It seems I have opened up a B & B for bugs. I went to brush my teeth last night, and this tiny little silver fish bug was glistening in my sink. I turned on the water, and I think he has legs at the front and back, so in his paranoia, he started running to and fro, really getting nowhere. The water was swirling, like the mouth of a carnivorous giant, about to consume his short lived life. I could almost imagine the look of terror on his practically invisible little eyes, and I just know that his mouth was frozen in the shape of a big horrified O ! I quickly turned the tap off. I drained all the water, whilst keeping the little guy safely on the sink shores. I looked at him, and said, "ok, your safe now. Look, you can stay as long as you want, but please, *whatever* you do, don't invite any of your friends over, and have a wild party! I am gonna try to get some sleep. I will check on you in the morning. Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT hang a disco globe from the faucet or crank your bug rap tunes and we will get along just fine!!"
He seemed to nod in agreement.
I went and brushed my teeth in the guest bathroom.
I woke up this morning and checked on him, he is still in the sink. I am unsure if this is just a temporary gig, until he gets back on his 4 feet, or if his wife threw him out, or if he is a traveling salesman, but looks like he plans to stay for a while. Damn, does this mean I am gonna have to offer room service? and how exactly am I supposed to make a pizza, that small?
I have alot of Christmas shopping to do, the last thing i needed was one more name on my list. Well, if he is here to stay, I am gonna get him a gift. and I am going to wrap it, and maybe even find a tiny, tiny little tree, WITH TINY, TINY LIGHTS! MAN, IS HE GONNA BE SURPRISED :)
So, anyway, if you are ever in my area and need a place to crash and have more than 2 legs, feel free to stop by my place. I am hoping to blow the lid off luxury hotels for arachnids and their friends.I got big plans, baby.
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